"Don't Kill Yourself. You'll Die Anyway. Just Wait." Mug
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Jumpstart your day with this motivational mug while you sip your morning coffee.
★★★★★ "This mug saved my life." - @user230986734858
★★★★★ "Ten years ago, I was about to yeet myself off a building, but then this super hot chick named MacKenzie stopped me right as I was about to send it and gave me this mug. Now, I'm the CEO of Amazon." - Jeff Bezos
★★★★★ "Mortality rates have plummeted since this mug's dropped." - The CDC
Don't Kill Yourself. You'll Die Anyway. Just Wait. Also, You're Too Sexy.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
★★★★★ "This mug saved my life." - @user230986734858
★★★★★ "Ten years ago, I was about to yeet myself off a building, but then this super hot chick named MacKenzie stopped me right as I was about to send it and gave me this mug. Now, I'm the CEO of Amazon." - Jeff Bezos
★★★★★ "Mortality rates have plummeted since this mug's dropped." - The CDC
Don't Kill Yourself. You'll Die Anyway. Just Wait. Also, You're Too Sexy.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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